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Steamy Roller 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.
My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.
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cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass
Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.

Boston Steam Roller

When a male shits on on a females chest while cumming in her mouth.
Boston Steam Roller by kuc62 October 6, 2003

Steam Roller 

A sexual position in which one person, preferably very tall, lays on their back whilst the other person sits on their face. In the spirit of a steam roller the person on top somersaults back and forth switching from sitting on the face, to sitting on the dick (and/or strap on.) Rolling that pavement flat.
“Dude how was your date with that chick last night?”

“She steam rolled me all night long!”

“Damn! She really did the steam roller?”
“She did a somersault on my dick!”

steam roller 

A device for smoking marijuana that consists a bowl in the middle of a tube.
Pass that steam roller, bro.
steam roller by kreecher August 16, 2003

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller 

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

Chinese steam roller 

when a bunch of men cum and shit in a big ball, stick a ton of naked Chinese babes to it, and roll them down the street.
Dude, I could not fall asleep last night because a ton of Chinese steam rollers were rolling down my street.