A sexual act where the female shoves a Cadbury Creme Egg up the male's ass. The male then crushes it and unleashes an unrelenting torrent of gas to shoot the egg pieces on the female's face.
I gave Susan a Cadburysteam boiler last night and she was really into it!
A warm poo taken outdoors during those harsh Connecticut winters which continues to steam for more than 60 seconds after being dropped. Not to be confused with its much less volatile cousin, The Hartford Steamer, which stops steaming in less than a minute. Also known as the Hartford Boiler or Haaatfud Boilah as the locals say.
One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"
A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!