steamrolled 

1. To be wiped out very quickly without any pause in the attack. Often used on capture maps in Team Fortress.

2. Rapid, continuous destruction, often with a certain destination in mind.

3. An incredibly quick, very destructive lost that often seems comical.

Red Team: Defend the point nubs.

*Loses first point*

Red Team: WTF was that shit nubs, get on the second point!

*Loses next point in next minute*

Blue Team: Lol, steamrolled.

steamrolled by Gamer3291-2935-19754918 February 21, 2009

Steamrolled 

After you take a large hit of marijuana from a steamroller pipe and you can't stop coughing. And therefore that person got steamrolled

"Tim! You just got STEAMROLLED!"

Steamrolled by Patrick Hickory December 9, 2008

steamrolled 

When your testicles stick to your leg in your sleep and you happen to roll over them.

Dude, I definitely steamrolled myself last night. Fucking hurt like a bitch.

steamrolled by cspacey March 30, 2015

steamrolled 

Something you say when someone gets hit by a vehicle really hard. Whether it be in a video game or real life.

He just got steamrolled!!!

steamrolled by Tallkid123 July 22, 2017

Steamrolled Beefeater 

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”

Steamrolled Beefeater by Robert Knockout July 20, 2021

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

Steamroller

A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.

I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".

Steamroller by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019