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Steampie 

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
Steampie by Ubius February 4, 2017
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Steampie 

The act of giving a girl a creampie, then sticking a lighter in her pussy and turning it on, turning the cum into a steam.
“I tried to give a hooker a steampie but she called the police.”
Steampie by Cumberton November 4, 2020

cleveland steampie 

When you shit in a woman's pussy then fuck her and cum inside her.
Man that girl was a total freak in bed, she asked for a Cleveland Steampie
cleveland steampie by Fawk Ewe December 3, 2017

Steampiped 

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
Steampiped by novahyper34 August 31, 2020

steampigged 

A Scottish term used to describe a state of total inebriation or drunkeness.
"Wow did Glen and Iain get steampigged last night. Did you see what they did? It was cockawesome!"
steampigged by Digital Icon March 5, 2005

Steamie Ray Vaughan 

a musician that makes crap noises and calls it music; not to be confused with Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Man #1: Hey, who's that guy on stage?
Man #2: That there's Steamie Ray Vaughan.
Man #1: Oh, you mean that singer who made that album "In Step?"
Man #2: No, that's Stevie Ray Vaughan. Steamie Ray Vaughan just shits his britches.

Columbian Steam Pie 

A sexual act between two people involving coffee beans being shoved up the females ass and then being anally penetrated until the coffee beans are ground. Once the coffee beans are sufficiently ground the female then proceeds to snort a line of the poopy coffee off of the erect penis.
1. Susie was hopped up for hours after she gave Joe a Columbian Steam Pie!
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