Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
by twurzz June 9, 2011
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Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.
by LRC123 August 10, 2009
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Mike was stealthbating while watching TV with his roomates
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Get the Stealthfap mug.A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.
- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.
by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012
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