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Stealthfart 

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.
- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.
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Uber Stealthcast 

An Uber Stealthcast is a Stealthcast that is launched with absolutely no promotional efforts.

Whereas a Stealthcast will typically have one type of notice, typically a singular post via Twitter, an Uber Stealthcast will have no notice.

Specifically, it is a very low-key webcast, typically catering to a small audience that may be in the IRC chat room associated with a video feed.

The phrase was started by YouTube and uStream content creator, Alfred, who wanted to reciprocate entertaining video content, via a webcast, for those who were tirelessly monitoring his IRC chat room.
"Holy cow, I didn't even know he was doing a Stealthcast, I didn't see a post on Twitter!"
"That's correct, he didn't post one. It's an Uber Stealthcast"
Uber Stealthcast by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009

stealth fart

A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!
Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
stealth fart by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
Stealth fart by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

Stealthcast 

A live, unscheduled webcast (note: webcasts are sometimes referred to as streams) that is initiated with minimal promotional efforts, such as a single Twitter post.

A stealthcast allows for a highly personalized and interactive session with a sparse audience. Participants are typically those individuals that are persistently logged into an IRC chat room associated with a specific webcast (enjoying ongoing chats while also hoping to catch a stealthcast), as well as those who joined based on viewing the minimal promotion, either by polling a website, using a third party program for alerts, or by receiving notifications via their mobile device.

The phrase 'stealthcast' was started by YouTube and uStream content creator, Alfred, who wanted to reciprocate a 'thank you' to those monitoring his IRC chat room with a live webcast while also having a personal, interactive session with a small and selective audience.
Via Twitter: "Stealthcast is now in progress. WATCH: {URL}"
Stealthcast by Alfred_FL February 5, 2009

Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.
Stealth Fart by HunterForLife December 30, 2016

stealthbating 

Mike was stealthbating while watching TV with his roomates
stealthbating by Squits January 19, 2014