steakface

Someone who eats dirt and gets it on their face.
Specifically while being the goalie at a soccer match.
Uber-specifically someone named Ian.
Ian=Steakface

"Ian, stop being a steakface and pay attention!"

"Ian, your steak!"

"Ian equals steak."

by Thizzman June 11, 2006

Steakface

Used when insulting a specific person's facial area.

Yo, this motherfucker got a steakface!

by Saturnscockringinuranus December 16, 2020

steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.

'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'

by steakface March 20, 2013