smearfaceblanketmonster 

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.

The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

smearfaceblanketmonster by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008