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Arse
Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.
It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
Spanktravision
Spanktravision by Steakface August 16, 2010
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Consolitis
A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.
Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
Consolitis by Steakface February 19, 2010
Drunk Mailing
The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.
The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.
A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.
A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
Drunk Mailing by Steakface December 17, 2009
Burr
Originated in Lapeer, Michigan. Used when someone says something disagreeable or generally foolish. Also can be said after saying something that is obviously sarcastic.
Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.
Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.
Our chemistry instructor is a nice guy... burr.
person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!
person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!