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Arse

Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.

It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
by Steakface April 20, 2011
mugGet the Arsemug.

ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.
Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"
by Steakface October 31, 2009
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steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.
'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'
by steakface March 20, 2013
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Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
mugGet the Drunk Mailingmug.

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
by Steakface June 16, 2010
mugGet the Tube Sockmug.

Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.
Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?
by Steakface August 16, 2010
mugGet the Spanktravisionmug.

Burr

Originated in Lapeer, Michigan. Used when someone says something disagreeable or generally foolish. Also can be said after saying something that is obviously sarcastic.

Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.
Our chemistry instructor is a nice guy... burr.

person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!
by Steakface November 23, 2009
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