Thizzman's definitions

donkey kong

a exotic dancer which resembles an ape like species. Aka a sleezy beezy.
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)

"Geoffrey, stop doing donkey kong, Take out the trash and eat your paste!"

"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"

by Thizzman June 17, 2006

Mo

An inexpensive, inferior type of Ho.

Moes usually either perform worse or are nasty and discusting.

You take a Ho to a Hotel

You take a Mo to a Motel

Ho = Hotel

Mo = Motel

by Thizzman September 23, 2008

steakface

Someone who eats dirt and gets it on their face.
Specifically while being the goalie at a soccer match.
Uber-specifically someone named Ian.
Ian=Steakface

"Ian, stop being a steakface and pay attention!"

"Ian, your steak!"

"Ian equals steak."

by Thizzman June 11, 2006

Mo

An inexpensive, inferior type of Ho.

Moes usually either perform worse or are nasty and discusting.

You take a Ho to a Hotel

You take a Mo to a Motel

Ho = Hotel
Mo = Motel

by Thizzman September 23, 2008