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Strawface 

A person with so much Botox you could poke them with a straw and they wouldn't feel it. Old most of the time
Strawface by y u bully me March 20, 2020

screwface capital 

the dot. Screwface capital is toronto.
screwface capital by FG Records March 19, 2008

Strawlatex 

(Pronounced Straw-la-techs)

a scent combining the scent of strawberries, chocolate and sex.

Richard McNally ©
Oh fuck is that Strawlatex, WHERE IS HE. HE MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.. Girl i'm going home with him to do the no pants dance....
A crazy Jamaican drug dealer from the movie Marked for Death.
John Hatcher says "You bailed out a Jamaican street named Monkey the other day, I want him. This other piece of shit, Screwface, I want him."

Screwface says "I want Hatcha dead. I want his family dead. If you can't kill him, I go kill him. Then I'm gonna kill you
Screwface by paulkersey July 23, 2012

strawmaker 

a person who makes straws
"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"
strawmaker by Croggor May 14, 2020
1) like a poker face...revealing nothing
2) the scowl etched on inner-city kids faces
"Screwface means I'm not pleased/ Screwface means I'm not amused/ Screwface means I just wanna walk, not talk/ Screwface means I just wanna leave." ~ dizzee
screwface by dani wu July 6, 2004