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Stickeys 

Paste Tense: Stickeyed

In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.

Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
Stickeys by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Stickey Craigery 

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"
DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)
Stickey Craigery by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

Stickey joe 

When you get your dick stuck in a blender
Stickey joe by Stickchild87 September 6, 2016

stickey balls spray 

Please go see balls be gone in the UD
Bo needed some stickey balls spray to keep his stickey balls from sticking to his leg in the hot summer Florida sun.

Stickey Mickeys 

Large performance tires for cars that need more grip on the drag track. They are manufactured by Mickey Thompson hence the name "stickey mickeys".
"Your car is shredding too much rubber you might have to throw some stickey mickeys on it dog."
Stickey Mickeys by Zandavitch July 20, 2008

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....