Staven 

An alternate name for the city of East Haven, Connecticut. Often linked to the high concentration of Italian-Americans living in the New Haven / Valley vicinity. Most notable mention in 'Christmas in Ea'Staven' parody on KC101.3

The Staven's fulla Guidos and Ginas: big hair, Cameros, and canoli.

Staven by smartcar August 9, 2004

Staven 

The nickname given to a Connecticut town to the east of the famous New Haven, Connecticut. East Haven was given this name years ago.

Italian's accent fooled people when they said "East Haven" and people would be like "Staven, where is that?."

Staven by Chellie March 7, 2005

stiven theory 

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.

Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

feel free to add more

stiven theory by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009

clint stevens 

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

clint stevens by Kegter November 12, 2016

Steven Wilson 

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

Steven Wilson by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Clint Stevens 

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

Clint Stevens by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018