Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

stawner

Scottish parochial for a male erection.

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'

stawner by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Stauner 

Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap

`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`

Stauner by Contumax October 28, 2022

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

Fart Stainer by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

Porcelain Stainer 

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

Porcelain Stainer by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Stayner 

A small town in Ontario Canada, with about 3 black people and several churches and retirement homes. As well as two corner stores directly adjacent to each other. Most commonly known as the town near Wasaga Beach.

Guy 1: "Have you ever been to stayner?"
Guy 2: "Whats a Stayner?"

Stayner by Bocaj Nosredna January 9, 2012