Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

Status Stasis by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011

pimp statis 

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

pimp statis by Shawn April 12, 2004

statis

The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".

The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".

However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.

The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.

The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.

"You definately have your statis now."

"You have all the statis."

"I need to get my statis."

"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."

statis by KPS December 25, 2004

Statis

The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.

Example of a Statis:

Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!

Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!

Jamal is OMG

Statis by Tixter108 April 5, 2009

pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.

"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"

pronto statis by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007

temporal statis 

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

temporal statis by white_wicca April 10, 2005

GQ Statis 

a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him GQ cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized GQ Statis.

"Hey Nickelsen, You're lookin real sharp today, very GQ Statis"

GQ Statis by chemstock May 25, 2007