State Penn 

When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.

I'd rather stay in New York but I have to go to the State Penn this weekend.

State Penn by Nathan Tiberius September 7, 2007

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

Penn State Rugby

A dominant force consisting of two teams, men and women, who play the best sport ever created. These two teams are not only BOTH undefeated in their Fall 2005 seasons, but both groups are ridiculously good looking. They make the game of rugby look easy.

ps-Both teams are currently ranked second in the nation...get off us

pps-this is really just for fun and we are not this cocky, so do not take it that way :)

Who are you playing today?
Penn State Rugby:/
Oh no! I hear a girl on their team invented the sport in the womb!And the guy's team is totally fetch!

Penn State Rugby by oOhRaH November 9, 2005

Penn State Harrisburg 

Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!

"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."

Yeah.

"How is it?"
Boring.

Penn State Harrisburg by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011

penn state 

Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

WE ARE PENN STATE!

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

penn state by TAC April 12, 2005

Penn State Berks 

A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!

Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?

A: Penn State Berks yo!

Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?

A: Penn State Berks fool!

Q: weres da hottest babes at man?

A: Penn State Berks playa!

Penn State Berks by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009

penn state 

The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?

We are... Penn State

penn state by Go Lions! September 28, 2004