Starlene is one of a kind and unique as the name. She has bedroom eyes and a brain just as sexy. Be careful with a Starlene, if you break her heart things will never be the same even if you are friends.
Loyal to a fault. This girl is the Unicorn of woman kind and if you ever have her be sure to never let her go.
Stargleek: (n) A person who is now in love with StarkidPotter Productions and Glee because Darren Criss is in them.
Also: a Starkid-turned-Gleek when Darren got the role of Blaine.
Sally Salad always liked Glee, but she watched it religiously now that Darren Criss (who played Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical) might be on, making her a Stargleek.
Sally Salad's mum liked Glee, and now was watching A Very Potter Musical to see more of the actor who played Blaine, making her a Stargleek, as well.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!