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startrek 

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.
Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.
startrek by Clint May 13, 2005

startrek stunner 

the startrek stunner is the same as the shocker, but the middle and index finer are split making the startrek sign. Two in the pink and two in the stink.
last night i was at my girls house and i gave her the startrek stunner hard.
startrek stunner by Phil Leone February 10, 2006

Star Trek: The Next Generation 

The bestest show in the world. You are truly deprived if you have not seen or heard of this show. Watch it immediately.
Star Trek: The Next Generation is the life-giver.

Star Trek Reboot

Refers to the 2009 Star Trek film based on the fact that the original story line is restarted. This term is primarily used by the online Star Trek fandom.
Person1- Have you checked ontd_startrek today?
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.
Star Trek Reboot by tpdnce00 November 1, 2009

Star Trek 

StarWars Kid: Use The Force!
StarTrek Kid: Phasers On Stun!

Startrek guy on undergrads:
Where's Your Yoda Now?....Smeh
Star Trek by The_Dark_Side May 14, 2005

Star Trek 

A popular series in the mid 60s. Created by Eugene Roddenberry and is one of the most popular science fiction topic in the world. Mostly about a captain exploring space and thinks of clever ways other than attacking(last resort) to solve problems. The motto is "to boldly go where no man has gone before."
Star Trek is on everynight at 7:00.
Star Trek by Mengxiang Jiang July 9, 2005

Star Trek Abridged 

A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).
Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
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