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Stannard 

Now a surname, used to be a Scottish clan that worked as claymore-wielding mercenaries because they pretty much sucked at everything else. They tried farming, and they just weren't good at it.
So instead of reaping fields, the Stannard clan reaped tares from the living, of course, for a steep price and a fee of 50 gold per head.
Stannard by Henroshi August 7, 2008
Words you can keep

Debbie stannard 

Opposite from Debbie Downer
A Debbie stannard is a spirit lifter, someone or something that gives you an instant uplift\buzz

Also known as the Queen bee

A Debbie stannard is pure and beautiful
A Debbie stannard is the feeling of hope encouragement and love
The kindest selfless creation made and the world is grateful for Debbie stannards.
"that sunrise is a right Debbie stannard" "that doctors a right Debbie stannard, look how many she's saved" " I could use a Debbie stannard right now"
Debbie stannard by Tyty98 March 5, 2022

Rikki Stannard 

A wonderful boyfriend who is sexy and has lovely feet.
Rikki Stannard by Bryony March 5, 2004

Standard Andy 

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.
A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****
Standard Andy by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi
That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

Double Standard 

When a situation is desirable for one group but deplorable for another.
Double Standard. A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group or person but violently opposes the same actions from another.

The standard of kpop performance

Choi san member of ATEEZ is the standard of kpop performance as it was said by professional dancers " the man who will upgrade the standard of k-pop performance."
Do you know who is the standard of kpop performance?
"You mean choi san the standard, the standard of the 4th gen and upcoming gens. YESSS!! We love to see it"
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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