Stanky Wank

When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.

That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.

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Stank wank

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

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the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

Swanky Wank by greg March 28, 2004

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when you got a stanky wanky because you ain’t wash yo dicc in a long time

Boys mom- Boy your wanky is stanky
Boy- I know I have stanky wanky

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Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

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When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

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