stamm 

Stamm’s are the best people. They are great. If someone you know is named Stamm, you are automatically their bitch. If you are a Stamm then everyone you know is your bitch.

I met Stamm yesterday; and immediately felt as if I was their bitch.

stamm by JS tam February 11, 2021

Mrs stamm 

A stupid old ass bitch with no teeth that is very rude and unhelpful.

Wow I hate mrs stamm she’s such a Bitch!!

Mrs stamm by You’re gay March 20, 2019

Sidney Stamm 

Sidney Stamm lives in Dallas, Texas. She can write poetry, novels, and short stories. She enjoys cheer, babysitting, and hanging out with friends. Sidney has a younger brother and a dog, and can often does NCL.

Sidney Stamm can write poetry.

Sidney Stamm by WEINERPEEPEE69BOTDEMOLISHER April 11, 2021

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop 

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

Sammy swoop by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammy wilkinson 

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015