Stammed

When a friend visits your home town on vacation and becomes a catalyst for you acting like you're on holiday yourself.

Andy came to visit for a couple of weeks so Graham, Jenni & Nicola got Stammed and were out every night, acting as if they had gone on vacation to Hawaii or something.

by Tardy75 June 6, 2016

stammed

To be hit with great force

Godboy, he just got Stammed!

by Dan Howlett May 7, 2004

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010