Stallifi 

The act of postponing any event, game, etc. for as long as possible. Frequently found on twitch.tv/Maxifi

"I came here for some gaming and this guy hasn't even started up his launcher, what a Stallifi!"

Stallifi by stoneyyboness April 26, 2021

Stallinium 

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

Stallinium by pudo433 July 25, 2016

smallified 

To make smaller than the original. To reduce in size in some manner.

The computer file needs to be smallified to fit on a floppy disk.

smallified by Bruce May 13, 2005

smallification

To smallify; the act or process of making something smaller.

The house design is currently undergoing smallification.
I'm working on the smallification of the ginormous file.

smallification by rulenumberthree September 24, 2009

stalliminaj 

A bad bitch

wow you look so good today, it's giving stalliminaj

stalliminaj by Idkmyhandle September 22, 2020

Stallicide 

When a public restroom stall is rendered unusable pending thorough disinfectant cleaning, either through odor, residual feces deposits, or a combination of both.

Drone 1: Hey, how did your standing 10:30 meeting go?
Drone 2: Dude, I had to reschedule. Somebody committed stallicide in the handicap bathroom.
Drone 1: HAH! REVENGE IS SWEET, BITCH! NEXT TIME STAY AWAY FROM MY YOGURT!

Stallicide by River Pickles July 24, 2014

stallidis

-Being on social media sites when you have homework due the next day -completely stalling on homework -not being able to focus on homework

how did i get here, im stallidis

stallidis by mellie_cutie_ February 9, 2015