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Stallicide 

When a public restroom stall is rendered unusable pending thorough disinfectant cleaning, either through odor, residual feces deposits, or a combination of both.
Drone 1: Hey, how did your standing 10:30 meeting go?
Drone 2: Dude, I had to reschedule. Somebody committed stallicide in the handicap bathroom.
Drone 1: HAH! REVENGE IS SWEET, BITCH! NEXT TIME STAY AWAY FROM MY YOGURT!
Stallicide by River Pickles July 24, 2014
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Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.
I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!
Staplecide by Gomiboy June 28, 2009
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Staricide 

When a star or famous person commits suicide.
Staricide by The Sweig June 14, 2018

Stagicide 

The act of 1) leaping or jumping off a stage after horribly failing at acting or missing a line, 2) throwing an actor off the stage for doing either of the above things
1) During the middle of the performance, the actor playing Hamlet tripped on stage and after standing up and seeing the audience laughing at him, he committed stagicide.

2) the stage crew took revenge on the actor playing Hamlet, by stagiciding him during the last performance.
Stagicide by Anna Pine March 24, 2011

stillicide 

Water falling from the roof of a house or gutter
My roof is stillicide
stillicide by Lukita April 19, 2017