When you're on facebook and you look at someones profile and then see somebody interesting, then go onto their profile and see somebody else interesting and this happens again and again...
"oooo interesting person!"
a minute later...
"oooo more interesting person! well looks like im going on a stalkwalk!"
a minute later...
"oooo!" etc..
a minute later...
"oooo more interesting person! well looks like im going on a stalkwalk!"
a minute later...
"oooo!" etc..
by Woop. September 11, 2011
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She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.
by Plettionary December 18, 2009
Get the Stalkalicious mug.One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster
Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009
Get the stalkerwalker mug.When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.
by kavdog June 1, 2010
Get the Stalkward mug.The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.
1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"
2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"
2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"
by cavecanem January 27, 2010
Get the Stalkward mug.When a stalker begins to analyze you in the hope that either;
a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or
b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or
b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
"Spare me the stalkalysis."
"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."
Example of stalkalysis:
"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."
or
"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."
Example of stalkalysis:
"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."
or
"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
by chloefz January 14, 2010
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