When you're on facebook and you look at someones profile and then see somebody interesting, then go onto their profile and see somebody else interesting and this happens again and again...
"oooo interesting person!"
a minutelater...
"oooo more interesting person! well looks like im going on a stalkwalk!"
a minute later...
"oooo!" etc..
Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.
"Girlyuh listen Stalk Ashley new song ?" , "no girl mi nuh understand Stalkanese"