Stalkbang

When you're obsessed by someone in a freaky way but still manage to persuade them into shagging you - usually through sympathy.

Can't believe Simon actually managed to stalkbang her.... Legend.

Stalkbang by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020

organized stalking 

“Organized Stalking is a form of terrorism used against an individual in a malicious attempt to reduce the quality of a persons life so they will: have a nervous break-down, become incarcerated, institutionalized, experience constant mental, emotional, or physical pain, become homeless, and/or
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich

Organized stalking is a crime against humanity.

organized stalking by Gangstalked October 16, 2007

Stalking

When two people go for a romantic walk but only one of them knows.

See, they're going for a romantic walk but she doesn't seem to notice him. He must be stalking her then

Stalking by Bwitney January 23, 2018

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

organized stalking 

A system of organized psychological terror tactics used against a person who has become an enemy of an individual or a government. Subtle but effective techniques of stalking by multiple individuals and psychological intimidation and manipulation are used to slowly but surely drive the target to make complaints to authorities who will see the complaints as bogus because of the methods used against the target. As a result, the target gets labelled as mentally ill.

There are as many stalking tactics as there are targets as the multistalkers will tailor the stalking to the individuals habits and individual personality. Some common examples or organized stalking are: following the target on foot, by car and public transportation, crowding the target's space in a public place, murmuring insults under the breath so only the target can hear, sitting in the car outside the target's residence, starting "fights" in public with the target, doing "skits" on the street which involves information only the target should know but has been found out via surveillance of the target, stealing and vandalism of the target's possesions.

organized stalking by samaritan September 9, 2006

Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.

Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?

Orbital stalking by Spökmacka July 22, 2010

front-stalking 

when a stalker cleverly positions themself in front of the stalkee, continuing in the same direction so as to appear normal

"That guy always seems to be in front of me."

"Maybe he is front-stalking you."

front-stalking by bbubbols October 2, 2009