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Staizsh is a ‘mond
If you don’t know what that is you better go back to Modesto w that shit
I once saw her house a family size stouffers
In under 3 minutes

Then she said “next” and flew through the fucking ceiling it was DRA-MA-TIC
but hard to forget
Some fool: “Staizsh and some other ‘monds are tryne to hit chipotle before they close”
You: “get me a sofritas bowl”
Staizsh: *puts out lit cig on your forehead*
staizsh by Billybobthorntonwilder November 22, 2021
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Staizsh is a ‘mond
If u don’t know what that is u better take that shit back to Modesto
Once saw her house a family size stouffers in under a minute

Then she flew through the ceiling it was

DRA-MA-TIC
But memorable
Some fool: “Staizsh and some ‘monds are tryne to hit chipotle before they close”

You: “oh shit can u see if they’ll get me a sofritas bowl”

Staizsh: *puts out lit cig on yr forehead”
Staizsh by Billybobthorntonwilder November 22, 2021
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she's trustworthy, kinda funny and always there when you need her. she may talk pure rubbish at times but hey you need someone to bore to death sometimes.
person "i can trust staisha with anything thats why i dont tell y'all nothin"
staisha by blahhh46 February 6, 2013
A person you would be lucky to call a friend. She is nice, caring, and thoughtful. She may seem a little crazy, but as soon as you meet her, you'll find out she is far more crazy than you've imagined. Getting on her bad side is no fun, especially if you hurt something/someone she loves. She can be a total angle but in a blink of an eye you will have hell to pay for her inconvenience.
Ohhhhhh, she just did a Staisha!
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Staishah 

This is a Rare name. I have only met one. These are the most beautiful females you will ever meet. They are very smart, kind, and creative. Their goofy, and so much fun. Their eyes are like Diamonds, they always have something you don’t. They have a beautiful smile. They are very loyal, and they always are popular. If you come across a Staishah. Keep her. She makes a great friend, and an even better girlfriend.
“Staishah, wanna come over to my place?”
Staishah by Kitties Galore December 12, 2020
slang term for the train station. staish is a term used by staish hangers. generally these are students between years 8 and 10, who enjoy spending their time after school, at the station.
girl: hey, you going staish after school?
girl2: yeh bro
staish by siikbro May 10, 2006

Stairsheimer's 

Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:

1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
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