Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008

stack attack

A sexual act typically performed with a minimum of one male and two females where the females are “stacked” one on top of the other and penetrated by the male in an alternating fashion. Generally this results in the male achieving orgasm very quickly.

Last night I was so horny that I gave Lauren and Rachael the stack attack.

by AZ689R September 29, 2009

stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.

Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

by Melvin Galoriel May 15, 2006

stack attack

stack attacking is a devastating attack performed by multiple people on a public toilet or someones toilet that everybody hates. the first person takes a shit and wipes but doesnt flush and then more people do the same thing, works best when sports teams stops at places like mcdonalds
after a game

the faggelton football team just stack attacked taco bell

by sCarebear69 January 14, 2009

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

Snack attack

When one experiences a sudden impulse to binge on the nearest foods.

You: "Hey, where did all the cereal go?!"
Me: "Oh sorry dude, I had a major snack attack last night."

by SMK July 16, 2008

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009