Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010

scrotum stabber 

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

scrotum stabber by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

scab stabber 

Someone who stabs continually at the same place with a syringe, usually trying to inject street drugs, until it forms a scab....once the scab is formed the scab stabber will usually stab at the newly formed scab trying to ingest more drugs....

Look at that scab stabber trying to stab at that scab with that dull rusty needle.... how many scabs could a scab stabber stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs?? A scab stabber would stab all scabs that they could stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs......

scab stabber by tex WHITE September 11, 2016

side-stabber 

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

side-stabber by provider44 January 14, 2010

stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.

Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.

stool stabber by General Jizz August 17, 2006

shit stabber 

One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.

See, I told you he was a shit stabber.

shit stabber by BarryBurton August 9, 2006

back stabber 

Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.

Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!

back stabber by Carly February 28, 2005