St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

Hahah
St Patrick’s Day 2020

by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020

St Patrick's secondary school

Saint Patrick's secondary school is the best sia. There are elite teachers who know different varieties of marital arts and we learn from the best teachers to ace our academic subjects. The most elite school that ca teach you be YP.

If St Patrick's secondary school is the best. Michael chandra Frederick is invincible.

by Ah these Plants suck lah August 26, 2021

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

St Patrick’s School

The birthplace of all cool singaporeans men.

i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School

by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025