Definitions by CouchPotato420
St Patrick's Shart
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
St Patrick's Shart by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
Mask Shaming
The act of making another feel bad for either not wearing and/or improperly wearing a protective face mask during a pandemic.
Billy Bob: I saw Joe not wearing a mask during the debate.
Gip: Least he ain't chin strapping with his nose out.
Billy BoB: Aw Gip you mask shaming again?
Gip: Dangit Billy Bob you started the mask shaming by pointing out the fact he had none!
Gip: Least he ain't chin strapping with his nose out.
Billy BoB: Aw Gip you mask shaming again?
Gip: Dangit Billy Bob you started the mask shaming by pointing out the fact he had none!
Mask Shaming by CouchPotato420 September 30, 2020