St James' 

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Farnworth/ Newbury area where a compulsory 5 years of a teenagers life are wasted.

While strolling along the corridors of St James' you may come across some of the following paracites:
'Roadmen'- A reminder of what the failure of tomorrow's generation will look like. You will typically find a roadman trying to act 'hard' by showing off infront of his fellow roadman by taking (and dealing) drugs in F- Block Lavotories. A roadman's vocabulary is very small and not very complex, yet no one ever really knows how to reply. Their most used phrases are "what you sayin' ", "my G", and "ched".
Walking Wotsits- The lowest form of human being found on this planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting drunk and/or high as a kite on a Friday night 'sesh'.
The slag- a girl who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant. They hang out with about a quarter of the school and always laugh/talk really loudly so everyone can see how oh so popular they are.

"Off to the shit hole tomorrow"
"St James's?"

St James' by Stjamesyear11 December 11, 2019

St.James 

a town where theres absolutly nothing to do, where half the people there think there black so they walk up to lake avenue in there baggy clothes and have there crew gather in front of matts pizza or the smoke shop to make drug deals or by cigarettes with their fake ids or to ask complete strangers to buy them.or get high in the woods behind moriches park. the other half of st.james is made up of abercrombie preps, goths with the huge ass bondage boots and fishnet sleves, or the emo/punk-like kids. SHS east is basically the same as SHS west yet west is probebly a little less mentally retarted we write a gun threat before halloween for jokes good why to get out of school though. people get warnings and fines because 9 out of every 10 the students there are nicotine addicts, and the usual potheads huddleing together outside smithtown easts's gates passing a bowl around (like thats not obvious enough). since everyone in this town is so "rebelious" they sneek out of ther houses every weekend and meet up with poeple once again behind matts pizza where they all get baked, go home and sleep intil 5 the next day.

emotearsx:yo meet me up town nigg.
gothicmess9:cant im going to the mall with my goth squad
nummba1WANGsta:yo anyone need to pick up?
emotearsx:yeah meet me behind matts pizza
nummba1WANGsta:nahh behing the st.james cafe me and my niggs got causght by the popo last time
emotearsx:mkay
emotearsx:yah come to warped tour with me on monday
darkemogangsta:i cant im gorunded for sneeking out to go smoke
mhmyourgay:wow you guys are fags

St.James by Miikkii July 24, 2008

st james

A preppy, rich boy town where you either skateboard, bmx; smoke mad weed Or be a jock and sit home all day playing video games. Everyone says 'Weah' Or 'herb'. Half of the teen population act like they live in the ghetto and try to be a homie. Kids here wear really fresh jordans with abercrombie t-shirts. You are either rich and mommy and daddy give you $200 to go to get food 'uptown'. Nobody ever make it big if you were raised in st james. Nobody sticks up for themselves and everyone person picks on kids 5 years younger than them. The population consists on 95% caucasain 2% hispanic and 3% African.....you also make bomb threats to get out of school and sit home all day Or go into town to smoke pot outside of the smoke shop. Every car that you see on lake avenue is well above $60,000.

Friend 1: yo man wanna go uptown and hit the bong?
Friend 2: Nah man I have to go home and study My dad is giving me $400 to study.
Friend 3:want to go to the mall? I need more abercrombie and chill with the goths
Friend 4: I love st james! There never crime!

st james by hartsock July 3, 2011

st james secondary gyal 

St James secondary gyal are bad things. they are very unruly and don't care what people think about them. Sometimes they are nice to you. St James secondary gyals does look rel fresh and sweet,outdey. Doh come round them inno

John: dog today I see a st James secondary gyal she look relsweet
Anthony: did u say hi
John:I did but she rolled her eyes and continued walking

Anthony: You know dem S.J.S rel unruly inno

st james secondary gyal by Unruly_boss January 17, 2019

St james high school 

The school where you are in hell and cant get out of because the teachers are deep

Oh shoot im in st james high school there is no escape now

St james high school by FadeBTW June 11, 2019

St James Park 

The home of football. Gets 52,000 geordie fanatics supporting the most entertaining football team in Europe every week.

What an atmosphere it was at St James Park today. The geordies enjoyed a 4-0 hammering of Barcelona!

St James Park by Dan November 20, 2003

St James Catholic High School 

year 7’s get wetter and wetter every year and they cry over boys thinking they love them when in reality they weren’t even on a serious ting.
Oh

year 8’s think they are cool because they ain’t the youngest no more and go a beef the year7’s.

year 9’s fucking hell they act older than their age with all their hall parties, usually in year9 people start to get serious relationships and loose their virginity.

Year10’s start to know to mind their on business but they won’t take shit from younger years.

Year11 is when clicks start forming, they always push in front of everyone at break and Lunch.

Man1. Do you know anyone in St James Catholic High School?
Man2. Yeah I know some year9’s they are fucking loud

St James Catholic High School by secrétroad May 26, 2020