Srirangan

The kindest person in the world. Will typically offer you cauliflower that tastes like chicken to satisfy vegan customs. Standard issue Indian library books often refer to this name as holy, musically talented, and spiritually mature.

Abele: Wow man, this chicken is amazing!
Ramrod: Don’t be fooled my friend, the heavens bestowed a Srirangan upon us to today for this blessed vegan dish
Marrie: Damn straight!