He's literally the sexiest guy you've ever seen in your whole entire miserable life. He's an absolute gigachad who will steal your girlfriend just by breathing into her direction. His balls are also so huge, that even Mazza can't calculate the Standfestigkeit of it.
Girl 1: Do you also feel weird?
Girl 2: Oh it's just the gravitational force of Sarangans balls.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.