Squirt!

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Squirt! by tobad4ya November 22, 2004

Squirt!

A term used by girlfriends when joke about a hot guy that makes me them moist that they would squirt for.

Ex:

Amy: Ooh did you see Duke in his khakis?
Amy & Friend Together: SQUIRT!!

Squirt! by istayfrosty October 12, 2016

Squirt 

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.

“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”

Squirt by Sexbomb September 20, 2019

Squirt 

A grapefruit soda.

Squirt is the number one grapefruit selling soda in USA

Squirt by Kitcat73 February 18, 2017

squirt 

When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy

Tina's pussy juice is like a projectile, she can really squirt.

squirt by youknowit April 11, 2003

Squirt 

A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.

Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.

Squirt by thrushpuppy August 19, 2015

squirt 

when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.

If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.

squirt by cj313403 May 23, 2005