Squirt!

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by tobad4ya November 23, 2004

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Squirt!

A term used by girlfriends when joke about a hot guy that makes me them moist that they would squirt for.

Ex:

Amy: Ooh did you see Duke in his khakis?
Amy & Friend Together: SQUIRT!!

by istayfrosty October 12, 2016

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Squirt

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.

“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”

by Sexbomb September 20, 2019

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The Squirts

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".

*sprinting* "Get out of my way, I have the squirts!"

by lightskin.dinosaur September 27, 2016

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