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When you have the squirts and the hurls at the same time.
Man, this morning was rough! Woke up, ran to the pisser, and had the squirruls like a mofo! Musta been some bad Mexican food last night.
Squirruls by bfoss July 23, 2009
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“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.
Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"
Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010

secret squirrel bitch

A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..
Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!
secret squirrel bitch by anonymous November 6, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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