Sarah Palin: I haven't heard the President say that we are at war, and that's why I too am not knowing, do we use the term 'intervention'? Do we use 'war'? Do we use 'squirmish'? What is it?
Jon Stewart: Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticatedforeign policy analysis or what happens when worms get into a fight.
Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tonguewhen the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
1. The squirmish was bloody victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. The loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.
2. Sarah Palin: "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing - do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?"
A word that a rural, inconsequential uneducated woman uses when trying to explain foreign policydecisions that are beyond her understanding and in a country outside the view of her porch.