Squirkey 

A term used to define a very FAT squirrel. This term was popularized in the r/fatsquirrelhate subreddit.

Damn! That's a big squirrel. He's practically a squirkey!

Squirkey by BCantEvenSwim November 22, 2024

squirkel 

Squirkel-A square or rectangle with rounded corners.

The teacher drew a squirkel on the board.

squirkel by Katie723005 January 19, 2018

Squirley 

When your snowboard gets loose when you're not on an edge and you almost fall.

My board got all squirley back there on the cat track.

Squirley by NBeezzy February 20, 2008

Squirkem 

Simultaneously depositing Semen and urine into the anus of a sexual partner.

I just gave your mom a squirkem in the bathtub!

Squirkem by Scoot-train! November 7, 2012

squirky

Squirrel jerky

My cousin killed a bunch of squirrels, used his dehyrdrator and made squirky.

squirky by zig77 February 1, 2014

squickey

Commonly known as the after-effect to "Hoomah". Squickey is the sound that your newborn creates after being launched down the stairs. The sound is a high pitched, squeaky sound that irritates your ear drums very thoroughly.

After she yelled Hoomah, her newborn did a Squickey on the floor.

"God!" She yelled "Shut the fuck up!"

squickey by Hallistic Vocal Roach April 20, 2022

Squinkey 

Refers to a blowjob, often used by girls who don't want to sound like total sluts. This is a different way of saying they like giving head but making it sound cute.

Friend: Do you ever give guys blowjobs?

Girl: Eww, no!. I give them squinkeys because it just sounds cuter and it doesn't make me sound like a total slut if i say it in public.

Friend: Oh..

Girl: Yeah doesn't it sound cuter??! (shouts out loud) "Squinkeys for everyone!!!"

Squinkey by whattayacallit? July 11, 2012