Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!
by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011
Get the Squinty B mug.Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.
Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009
Get the squinty buccaneer mug.Related Words
This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.
Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.
by Kaelli June 2, 2010
Get the squirty butts mug.by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008
Get the squirty bears mug.Similar to Creampie,
This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles
Thus Squitty bubbler!
This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles
Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
Get the Squitty Bubbler mug.by 13th Duke May 5, 2009
Get the Dirty Squirty Berty mug.When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
Get the Squirty Bottoms mug.