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squinty buccaneer 

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.

squirty butts 

This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.
Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.
squirty butts by Kaelli June 2, 2010

squirty bears 

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.
squirty bears by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008

Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
Squitty Bubbler by Teraphinx March 15, 2010

Dirty Squirty Berty 

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

Squirty Bottoms 

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
Squirty Bottoms by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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