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Squilliam 

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021

Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.
I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!
Squilliam Fancyson by jayslover January 4, 2009

squillion 

A word which can be used to indicate a large amount of some thing. Much larger than a million but smaller than a zillion
I've got a squillion tadpoles in my garden.
There must be a squillion ants in my undies!
squillion by ~*~Ambz~*~ April 18, 2006

Squilliam 

1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.
Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.
Squilliam by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012

sprilliant 

dude that was a sprilliant idea!!!

Skilliant 

Things which are even better than skill – it’s Skilliant!
That was a Skilliant day out!
Skilliant by Loulah Wood April 26, 2010