3 definitions by Uncle_Clem
*Mike carresses Walt from behind, Walt closes his eyes
Walter: Mike…we can’t…
Mike: Waltuh, no more half measures
Walter: Mike…we can’t…
Mike: Waltuh, no more half measures
by Uncle_Clem August 8, 2022
A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021
Nickname for Hasan Piker after roomers of him shitting his pants on stream.
In actuality, after losing power on stream, he blamed it on a brownout, a lesser version of a blackout. However, many of his viewers did not know what this meant, assuming that brownout meant he shit his pants.
In actuality, after losing power on stream, he blamed it on a brownout, a lesser version of a blackout. However, many of his viewers did not know what this meant, assuming that brownout meant he shit his pants.
Hasan: “Sorry guys, I just had a brownout but I’m back now”
Chat: “You shit your pants??? POO POO PIKER”
Chat: “You shit your pants??? POO POO PIKER”
by Uncle_Clem July 18, 2022