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"Well Lad were you out last night? " "I was yeah, got pure squiggled" ;)
Squiggled by I Like Rusty Spoons :) November 18, 2011

squiggledick, squiggle dick 

(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
the act of secretly turning inside out your friends backpack or bag; and putting the contents back inside of it, leaving him shocked
Bobby was mad because he had been squiggled over 3 times today, while he wasn't looking

squagoogle 

the feeling between "liking" and "loving" someone.
i squagoogle you!
squagoogle by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009

Squiggledick 

A penis that is curved or misshapen in anyway.
Denise- the guy had a real squiggledick last night

Grace- Gross!!

squiggledibeep 

means I love you, you complete me, no other word comes close to how I feel about you
squiggledibeep
squiggledibeep by squiggledibeep September 16, 2023