SquidonkulusEnthusiast's definitions

squidonkled

The past tense version of squidonkulus.

Jimmy's body was found mangled and beat out of proportion, each body part torn off and crudely sown in different places. The several different shoeprints in his blood suggested multiple assailants. There was a letter found lodged inside Jimmy's throat, each letter seemingly written by a different person. It wrote: "GET SQUIDONKLED".

Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."

by SquidonkulusEnthusiast August 9, 2023

squidonkulus

Feeling quite squidonkoled.

Jeremy: "Guys, is squidonkulus even a word?" George: "Lock all doors and windows on the 10th of August. Barricade your home. The clicking will be the indicator of when you should start praying. Weapons will not work. I suggest you find a religion to believe in, perhaps god will take pity on your soul."

by SquidonkulusEnthusiast August 8, 2023