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squidonkled
Jimmy's body was found mangled and beat out of proportion, each body part torn off and crudely sown in different places. The several different shoeprints in his blood suggested multiple assailants. There was a letter found lodged inside Jimmy's throat, each letter seemingly written by a different person. It wrote: "GET SQUIDONKLED".
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
squidonkled by SquidonkulusEnthusiast August 9, 2023
squidonkulus
Jeremy: "Guys, is squidonkulus even a word?" George: "Lock all doors and windows on the 10th of August. Barricade your home. The clicking will be the indicator of when you should start praying. Weapons will not work. I suggest you find a religion to believe in, perhaps god will take pity on your soul."
squidonkulus by SquidonkulusEnthusiast August 8, 2023