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squicking 

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.
Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)
squicking by Mike January 21, 2004

squicking 

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.
Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)
squicking by entity2501 March 7, 2008

squicking 

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.
"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"
squicking by Log January 16, 2004

shlicking 

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"
shlicking by Nessabro December 31, 2013

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.
"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"
Ali Quicking by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

shucking and jiving 

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.
Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.
shucking and jiving by Mack C February 23, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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