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the feeling, upon entering the toilet, that the previous occupant has used up all the paper.
"mum! I'm squernt!"
Squernt by Steerpike Sister May 15, 2003
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“Do you know Reggie Webber?”

“You mean squeent?”

“You’re right”
Squeent by ReggieSqueent August 4, 2018
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A term originally created by Colleen Mae Ballinger when she tweeted "SQUEENT!" on March 10th 2017. It is now used to describe people in her fandom in their earliest and most cringeworthy form. Don't be offended by it because we were all squeents at some point ;)
Remember when I used to use the purple heart and sunflower emojis in every tweet? Yeah I was such a squeent back then.
Squeent by squeentie June 5, 2018
The action of screaming and squinting at the same time
"bro, would you rather squint or scream?"
"to be honest, i'd rather squeent."
Squeent by bruhbenton February 28, 2022

squeentf 

a word used to describe pretty much everything. It could mean ugly, or it could mean ultimate.
Ewww, that shirt is squeentf! (negative connotation)

Dude, that's squeentf! ( as in sweet)
squeentf by ~bailey November 5, 2006

squention 

Another word for a small amount of beef. Meaning beefy or of beef flavor. Beefy
Wow! It’s so squention!

Can I have a squention?
squention by Periodtttpoo January 31, 2020
The noise which comes out of your mouth in a screeching sound when you are often reading yaoi/BL/GL trying to contain what you just saw.
My friend saw that I was about to squenth, so they started playing the backyardigans, your backyard friends at full blast.
Squenth by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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