a mix between squash and tennis.
basically you have a tennis racket and ball but with squash courts.
lots of pain is involved in this game as the ball is too bouncy for such a small court.
protection for your genitals is strongly advised
person 1 "i played squennish yesterday"
Person 2 " really?"
person 1 "yeah, now i'm infertile"
person 2 "oh...."
The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos
"Dude, that Asianseyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)