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When drinking beers, often at or after a party, gathering together all the wounded soldiers (unfinished beers), pouring them into one big cup, and then drink it until it is finished.
There are so many fucking wounded soldiers, WHO IS DOING A PURPLE HEART????
by atoswagmaster August 23, 2011
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
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A military medal that is given to a U.S. Army soldier who was wounded in battle by an enemy soldier, or to a soldier who is related to an MIA or killed soldier who was killed/missing in battle
"I got shot and survived by an enemy soldier during the War of Iraq, so i got a purple heart medal."
by nlolhere July 16, 2020
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The head of a mans penis. The way the tip of the penis looks while wearing a cock-ring. All huge penises have a purple heart on the tip of them.
My oh my Mr. Blank, I have never seen such a big purple heart in all my life.
by Love Stinky-cox September 04, 2010
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a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!
John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
by Shannon September 10, 2004
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Wrapping a rubber band around your testicles until they turn purple.
Hey check out this purple heart. My balls hurt so bad right now.
by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 10, 2015
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