"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

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squench

A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.

"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.

squench by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012

Squench

a sweet hug between loved ones

‘Give us a squench Peter”…..this is the line in the Disney movie “Hook” denoting a sweet hug from Mary.

Squench by Wonderful Human December 2, 2021

Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

Anal squeenching by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

squench

An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.

There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.

squench by Reded January 27, 2007

squeench

1. Squeench is a nickname given to the moist odorous substance that that accumulates between your butt and private parts (male or female) during the any activity that makes you sweat...

Pronounced: SCA-WEEN-CH

1. Dude, I just came back from playing basket ball and I was scratching my "parts" and dude... it smelled like total squeench... it was nasty.

2. I came back from jogging, and my clothes were soaked in sweat, the worst part was my underwear... when I pulled them off, the robust aroma of squeench filled the bathroom.

3. Sometimes I deliberately don't wash my hands so that they smell like squeench, then I touch people.

squeench by Matt Millar January 26, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026