squernch

a litlle scorungley boyo

"a little squernch, so scurkgngosly"

by blinlgledingle November 4, 2022

squerch

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.

"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

squench

A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.

"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.

by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012

Squench

a sweet hug between loved ones

‘Give us a squench Peter”…..this is the line in the Disney movie “Hook” denoting a sweet hug from Mary.

by Wonderful Human December 2, 2021

Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

squench

An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.

There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.

by Reded January 27, 2007

squeench

1. Squeench is a nickname given to the moist odorous substance that that accumulates between your butt and private parts (male or female) during the any activity that makes you sweat...

Pronounced: SCA-WEEN-CH

1. Dude, I just came back from playing basket ball and I was scratching my "parts" and dude... it smelled like total squeench... it was nasty.

2. I came back from jogging, and my clothes were soaked in sweat, the worst part was my underwear... when I pulled them off, the robust aroma of squeench filled the bathroom.

3. Sometimes I deliberately don't wash my hands so that they smell like squeench, then I touch people.

by Matt Millar January 26, 2008