Spurkey

Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.

I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".

by Chuck Roast May 9, 2013

spurkey

Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling.

If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurkey beer.

by sorkiniac July 27, 2009

Slurkey

Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.

Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.

by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

Shurkey

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

Snurkey

When you go to fist bump your friend and one person turkeys you and the other person snails you and you end up high-fiving

Alexa: "Hey let's fist bump"
Leia: "Yeah!"

*They both go in for the fist bump*
Alexa: *Turkeys the fist bump*
Leia: *Snails the fist bump*
*They end up high-fiving (a Snurkey)*
Both: "OMG!!!!! hahahah!"
Alexa: "I can't believe we just snurkied!"

by snurkeysnurk321 November 9, 2022

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

spurvey

Stunning Vagina

I have a spurvey

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016